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Joke — Ekene and the Boss

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Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss’ wine and then adds water for cov­er up.​ ​His boss became sus­pi­cious and decid­ed to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​. ​As usu­al, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfor­tu­nate­ly for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Ekene knew he was in trou­ble and decid­ed to stay in the kitchen. ​ ​The boss shout­ed, “Ekene!!!” ​ ​

Ekene answered..“Yes, Sir!” ​ ​Boss.. “Who drank the pasties?”​ ​Ekene did­n’t respond. ​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to con­front him.​ “Are you insane or what? 
When I called you, you said ‘Yes Sir’, but when I asked you a ques­tion, you did­n’t answer me! ​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t hear any­thing except your name,”​ Ekene answered. “Let’s try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any ques­tion,”​ The Boss sug­gest­ed. ​Ekene shout­ed, “Boss!”​ ​Boss answered, “Yes!” ​ ​
Ekene asked, “Who goes into the maid­’s bed­room when madam isn’t around?” ​ ​Boss did­n’t answer​. ​Ekene ask again, the Boss kept qui­et. ​ ​The boss came out from the kitchen shout­ing, “Won­ders shall nev­er end!!! Ekene it’s true. When one’s in the kitchen, one does­n’t hear any­thing except ones name”​. ​
The wife inter­rupt­ed, “That’s not true. It’s a lie”.​ ​With­out argu­ment Ekene ask if she’d like to enter the kitchen to be test­ed and she agreed. ​ ​Ekene called, “Madam! ​Madam answered, “Yes!” ​ ​Ekene asked, “Who is Junior’s bio­log­i­cal father? Me or boss?”​ ​Madam rushed out of the kitchen say­ing, “This kitchen needs to be checked, I can’t hear any­thing!”​ 
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