The reason men don’t like taking their women to school reunions

The reason men don’t like taking their women to school reunions.

The reason men don’t like taking their women to old school reunion, or office events where there are female friends they grew up with

Driving back from an event . . . .

Wife : So those ladies are your childhood friends

Me : Yes Babes; they are . . . . Cool people shey?

Wife : You and Nancy seemed close

Me : We go back a long way, you could say that hahahaha..

Wife : Hmmm . . . . I could tell from the way she hugged you

Me : What do you mean Babe?

Wife : I’m just saying….the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time before she let go . . . . and the way she looked into your eyes.

Me : But Ngozi and Mary hugged me too

Wife : Not the same way Nancy did. You know what let’s just drop it….

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Me : Hmmmm….Okay Babes.

After a short while…..

Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the bash. Her jokes were not even funny

Me : I thought we were dropping it.

Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men……at least in their wives presence.
If I didn’t know any better I would think you’re sleeping with her

Me : How did this escalate to that level now?

Wife : Ohhhh . . . . did I strike a nerve?

Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you’re talking about babe..

Wife : Oh . . . . so you are defending her now?

Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about please.

Wife : I know what I saw; unless you think I’m stupid or crazy

Me : Look at this idiot skipping the traffic light

Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!!! You’re changing the subject now?

Wife : At least he skipped a light. He is not skipping inappropriate hugs and cuddles from old time sluts

Me : Why are you calling an innocent person such terrible names and how does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug? Really now !!!

Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her? Am I standing in your way? Let me out of the car, go to her. I’m not stopping you

Me : Baby have I ever given you any reason not to trust me? . . . . . Ever . . . .

Wife : . . . . (folding hands and still in a silent rage mood and mode )

Me : Answer me babe….

Wife : Just drive the car.

Me : Mmmmm…..na wa o

Silence for 5 minutes.

Wife : (Talking to herself). Hmmm. Childhood friend indeed

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