Tag: Jokes
If you know you cannot do this for your boy friend stop calling him baby
Calling your man baby is not enough, you must be ready to do all the things a mother does for her baby, from bathing him [more…]
Reasons i don’t eat meat in my friend’s house
I went to my friends house to visit them, and they served me food with plenty meat, but the children were eating too without any [more…]
Surviving in 9ja is not Easy at all
Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all, Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he’s convincing me to use [more…]
Naija Joke – My Wayward Sons
1St son: degree in Economics 2nd son : MBA 3rd son : PhD 4the son: thief Neighbour: why don’t u throw the 4th son out [more…]
Nigerian Joke – Husband & Wife Makes Emergency Phone Calls
Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have CEX, they will call it ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the children won’t understand. One day, [more…]
Joke – What is Wedding?
A wedding is a gathering of people where two people are thinking of cex and the rest of the people are thinking of food. Lol [more…]
9ja Joke: Akpos Takes a Unrine Test
Nice Taste! Akpos enter into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours some liquid [more…]
Joke – Why Nurse are so Rude
Nigeria nurse are so rude, they will call you by ur sickness…. Oga diabetes where u dey go! ??? adminProfessional freelancer and webmaster.
Joke – Funny Africa
Africans have no time to rest. Even after dying, they have to work as ancestors. adminProfessional freelancer and webmaster.
Joke – How Henry Made it
Henry : Remember when your primary school teacher told you that you’re good for nothing but now you are the admin of three Whatsapp groups? [more…]
Joke – What’s the difference between you and Messi
Journalist: What’s the difference between you and Messi ? Zlatan: Actually there’s no difference both of us will watch UCL final at home. Do you [more…]
Joke – Ekene and the Boss
Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss’ wine and then adds water for cover up. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy [more…]
Joke – I need Thunder for my Girl Friend
My friend is asking me if I have a thunder that am not using,i said bros who you wan kill?,he said his girlfriend just sent [more…]
Joke – Wife and Husband Matter Part 2
A newly married man arrived home from work looking down cast. His wife asked him, honey what is the problem? Husband : I have a [more…]
Joke – The Lucky Pregnant Nigerian Girl
A girl missed her period 2 months ago,her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrased, her mom [more…]
Joke – Letter to all the unmarried Guys…
All those guys that are due for marriage but still single .. Do u know that someone’s daughter somewhere is not married because of you? [more…]
Joke – Snoring is a Gift
Snoring is a special gift from God,if u can snore just be grateful to God,not everyone can sing while sleeping. Lol ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! ADVERTISE [more…]
Joke – WARNING TO LADIES WHO WISH TO BE IN HAPPY MARRIAGES FOREVER:
Get married to a man who is older than you, so that by the time you start losing your beauty, he is also losing his [more…]
Joke – Why you should avoid sleeping in church
AVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH!! I was sleeping in the church when the usher woke me up. Immediately, I heard the pastor saying, “Please stand up” [more…]
Joke – Mad Man and Mathematics
A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car parked in front of a house. He said “waow the owner of this car is very [more…]
Joke – Scientist and Lies
They say milk gives strength.. I drank 4cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall. But when I drank 4bottles of beer, [more…]