Joke - Why you should avoid sleeping in church

AVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH!!
I was sleeping in the church when the usher woke me up.

Immediately, I heard the pastor saying, “Please stand up”

I stood up without knowing the reason and people were clapping!!

PASTOR: “Thank you Jesus!!! Any other person who will give us another one million naira for our church project?”

I Fainted.. up till now i dy hospital I never wake up
10 hrs ·

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