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Jokes – 6 Reasons Why Husband and Wife Fight

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Husband grabbed his wife's hair.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels, She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started….
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started….
Black full of anger husband clenching fists mad at his indifferent wife, desiring for explanations, trying hard to hold himself together. African couple having serious quarrel at kitchen table
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started….
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,’I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’
I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’
And then the fight started….
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”
So I took her to my parents house.
And then the fight started….
Dedicated to all married couples.. But don’t send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started.
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