Tag: Jokes
Joke – I didn’t buy my Phd in Psychology i Earned It “The Most Intellegent Professor Ever”
A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked [more…]
Some Funny Nigerian Abbreviations and Jokes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations somewhere and it caught my attention. Look at them ……. *NAIRA* – Never Allow [more…]
Joke – Beans and Yam
Ma friend text me last night “Don’t allow human beans to put u down” I majestically replied “Don’t be bothered I shall rice again, I [more…]
Joke – What is Beauty
I heared …. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..ok, try going out naked tomorrow [more…]
Joke – Lift my Curse Wizard
A man goes to see a wizard and says, “Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?” “Maybe,” says the [more…]
Joke – Ladies Stop Dressing to Impress Guys
Ladies stop dressing to impress Guys because all what they think about is how to undress you. Guys am I Communicating? ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! ADVERTISE [more…]
Joke – Wahala of Getting a Girl Pregnant
Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother or father won’t ask her where she got it from!! But if you give her ordinary [more…]
Joke – Why are Ladies Complicated?
Ladies are so complicated Ladies please don’t be a slave of your own choice ,why do you buy a tight skirts that you end up [more…]
Joke – The Lies Girls Tell
Girl: I would cross the deepest sea, I would walk through the hottest desert, I would climb the highest mountain just for you. Guy: Awwww…that’s [more…]
Joke – Why i Stop Using Facebook
Ever since Photo edits came, I’ve never seen a dark girl on Facebook. That’s why I stop using Facebook ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! ADVERTISE ON TOKTOK9JA [more…]
Joke – Reasons Why you Shouldn’t Drink Too Much
Last night after having a drink too many, Dick left the party quietly and left his car behind because he knew drunk driving was dangerous. [more…]
Jokes – 6 Reasons Why Husband and Wife Fight
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels, She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the [more…]
Britain Awarded: Best Joke !!!
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, [more…]
Joke – Husband and Wife quarrelling
A man and his wife quarreled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom, and a few minutes later, the husband also trooped into [more…]
