Some Funny Nigerian Abbreviations and Jokes

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Nigeria world map with a pixel diamond texture.
Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations somewhere and it caught my attention.
Look at them …….
*NAIRA* – Never Allow Igbos Rule Again
*PHCN* – Problem Has Changed Name
*HAUSA* – House Animals Using Seat of Authority
*APC* – Association of Past Criminals
*NYSC* – Now Your Struggles Continue
*PDP* – People Deceiving People.
*MTN* – Maintain Total Nonsense
*ABACHA* – After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived
*NEPA* – Never Expect Power Again
*BUHARI* – Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.
Don’t laugh alone…….Let others laugh with you.

Na only for Naija e de happen o…..
*Na only for Naija you go see fish inside “MEAT PIE”..
*Na only for Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no
even trust ATM machines.
*Na only for Naija PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA
*Na only for Naija people dey horn for  traffic light make enquick change from Red
to Green…
*Na only for Naija Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world…
*Na only for naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.
*Na only for Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey get sense dey obey.
*Na only for Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..
*Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.
I salute Nigerians……
Just laugh out DAT stress jhor
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