Which Food Deserves to Be King of All in Nigeria, Garri, Rice, Yam, Beans, Indomie… 9ja Jokes Loaded.
BEANS: I am not supposed to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.
POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.
BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, nah me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine and my teeth white.
RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, nah me you go will see there, if I’m not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can’t go two days without cooking me. No cap, I am the king of all foods.
YAM: You that people can’t buy, you’re calling yourself king.
POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?
YAM: Potatoes I no get ur time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, roasted,fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.
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EGUSI: Awwn! You’re making me blush oh, stop naw
OKRO: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey i dey draw i can’t still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention.
POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?
SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.
POTATOES: Chai! see small nyansh dey shake oo!!
SPAGHETTI: I no blame you, people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk..
INDOMIE: (Laughing) that was harsh bro.
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SPAGHETTI: As i was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you.
BEANS: (laughs)
INDOMIE: Bia… Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.
(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)
Then GARRI walks in
Everywhere silent.
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