Robert Mugabe Hilarious Quotes and Jokes – If You Are An Usher and This Happen, What Will You Do?

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Robert Mugabe Hilarious Quotes and Jokes - If You Are An Usher and This Happen, What Will You Do?

Robert Mugabe Hilarious Quotes and Jokes – If You Are An Usher and This Happen, What Will You Do?

You are an usher In the church. On Sunday morning, before the arrival of the pastor, a stranger found you in the church and gave you a packet of sugar for the pastor and #10,000 for yourself.

When the pastor arrived and you briefed him. He refused to believe you. He said it was inconceivable that someone would donate a simple packet of sugar to him the pastor and give you #10,000. He collected the money and gave you the packet of sugar.

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Getting home, you unsealed the nylon of the sugar and tore the packet. You realized that it did not contain sugar as envisaged but rather a well-counted sum of million dollars. In the next service, you give the testimony in the church, and after the service, the pastor asked you to return the packet of sugar to him.

Now, as a “BORN AGAIN” child of God. What will you do?

Just be sincere.

Here are some reactions from social media users:

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Innocent Nwankwo

Though no packet of sugar could contain one million dollars, but in a situation like this, I’ll go back to the world and become born again after I’ve relocated to USA.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Lissa Luhana

Give him 10% as tithe

Felix Godwin

Testi what? 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢No next service in that church anymore, my testimony should be in another church with better vibes.

Prince Taiwo Atoyebi JP

No one will give such testimony in same church. Who does that. That’s the reward for greediness. I wont share the news with anyone.

Kumba Borbor Kendema

Pastor just kill me because I’ll not give him anything πŸ˜‚

Charity Boxton Ifeoma

Must I testify in the Church?I can equally testify in my heart ooo.

Generali Shepherd Soaring

I won’t return it to him, his greed and envy should teach him a lesson of being contended with what you get and learn to trust people because God works against those who don’t have trust in him and works in favor of those who trust him

Emmanuel Ibelegbu

Old things are passed away, pastor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Eni Blessing Okiemute Anthony

That’s a reenactment of the Biblical case of Jacob and Esau. The money is mine entirely, the tithe goes to the Lord so that He will disgrace enemies of my finances.πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

Ujomoh Blessing

It’s indeed a testimony and Pastor made it huge by undermining the power of the gift so he should let me enjoy the favor o

Patson Chirwa Thegha

If the sons Of Hamor looted in the Bible.I may call it looting. The rest will be Testimony.

Ogonu Maris

There is nothing like born again here. After all the pastor was never a born again.

Ifeanyi-Wealth Anthony

If I tear the pastor slap, his greed will vanish,and he will become born again

Amoran Olalekan

I will rather leave the church for him*

Aroba Peters

The greedy pastor has taking what he wanted. Am left with what he thought belong to me. That’s favour anyway.

Chinyah Chinyamula

His church is not the only church in existence

Godsent Bwalya

It’s to buy a packet of sugar and give him. Kaili both of us we want money. Moreover the money wasn’t for the church but for an individual

Hadedokun Hadeleke

Return wetin? That would serve as a lesson to our pastor… I go in peace πŸƒ

Mogomotsi Morapedi

Pastor is not God I better leave the church he is the oppressor.

PeterTakudzwa Nyamazana

I ignore the born again thing infect l will not testify in the same church because the pastor is not born again he is greed

Benjamin Onyejiaka

Make I hear say I give am nii Even one Kobo the pastor no go see inside the money….

Indomitable Dumsira

As a born again child i won’t give such testimony, i will pay tithe, invest the money & continue worshipping God & supporting the church, somebody say AmenπŸ™πŸΌ

Saidi Leviticus Zulu

You pray for the Pastor so that the spirit of denial can leave his body next time the parcel comes around he should accept it.

Tumie Silas

I will tell the pastor that it doesn’t work like that and leave the church 🚢🚢🚢🚢

Sule Egahi Daniel

A clear evidence of God does his things in a mysterious ways πŸ‘Œ, so ifa return d money mk i bend.πŸ€·πŸ–οΈ

Kelvin Nchin

I will run away from the church and join another bible believing church.

Benjamin Mbewe

No I can’t give back to the pastor but I can only help the church in other sector

Francis Ushie

The Right thing to do, is to pay Your Tithe out of the proceed …and give testimony

M’Ndjuluwa WokOngali

The pastor will loose everything due to his greediness πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Abdulrazak Abdulkarim

I will resign from d church completely



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