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MEN AND THEIR JEALOUS ATTITUDE – Greatest 9Ja Jokes.
A man was on public transport and wanted to see the reaction of others…….So he took his phone and dialed a number, place the phone to his ear, and said in a low tone:
Baby, I can’t come to you today because I’m on the same public transport with your husband I will call you later okay? I love you!
All the men in the bus demanded,
“Excuse me, mister man!! I want to see the number you just called
Right now, it is hot and heated in the bus……
Even the driver want to know the last number the man called
I’m still there separating fight…..
That’s why I have not been very active on this platform since!!!
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HOT 9ja Joke: The Dangers of Getting High While Driving.
Peace Mass Transit that I entered from Onitsha to Lagos in 2015… At Ore where we got down to eat, I base for one corner dey high my weed..
The driver came and was asking for 2 drags.
I gave him sha, but I prayed before the journey continued.
I shouldn’t have given him, but if you’re a stoner, you know the unwritten rule that says you never refuse another stoner… Plus I was sitting beside him and we had been chatting all through the journey..
From the moment we moved after he took the 2 drags, I knew I fucked up.
He was playing Osadebe on the stereo.. Where I knew that trouble had started was when he asked me
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