Trending 9ja Joke: University of Adultery, Final Year Examination.
𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐘
𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ 𝔼𝕏𝔸𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ
COURSE CODE: MTH 408
COURSE TITLE: MARRIAGEMATICS
Time Allowed: 3 Hours 30 Minutes
Attempt All Question’s Irrespective Of Gender Or Religious Beliefs.
1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody’s wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Now she has dropped you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time, money and energy wasted. (20 Marks)
2. You bought a phone for your friend’s wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this misplaced love. (20 Marks)
3. For Men Only: You’re dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (15Marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty. (5Marks)
(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)
4. You are WhatsApping and Facebooking other people’s wives yet you don’t want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting WASSCE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. For Ladies Only: You’re a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of Diminishing Returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can’t give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π = 3.142 (20 marks)
8. You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the BOOK OF LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share with all your friends because the question papers are not many to go around…
These are serious issues, don’t just laugh over them, please.
With all humility, I dedicate this Examination to the seekers of Heavenly Kingdom.
Hell is Real
Heaven is Real…..
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