We Call Every Toothpaste Maclean, We Are Nigerians – 9ja Jokes Apocalypse

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We Are Nigerians

We are Nigerians, We call every toothpaste MACLEAN, We don’t care.

We call every noodle INDOMIE, We are like that.

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We call every insecticide SHELLTOX or FLIT, We can’t help it.

We call every detergent OMO, It’s in our DNA, We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there ”, We are like that, We are just like that.

When NEPA takes light, we go out and, check if it’s the whole street, We are just like that.

We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card, We don’t have a problem.

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We buy something, skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it’s
used, We don’t care.

We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before going, We don’t trust anybody,, not even a machine that is made by man.

We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going, We are cautious.

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We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning, We are like that.

We cant change, we are who we are we are Nigerians…

Just for laughs or at least put a smile on your faces.

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