Bullet Energy Drink and AK-47 Vodka Can Get You Into Serous Trouble for this Reason – 9ja Jokes.
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text msg came in saying; “Abeg if U dey come… bring along one AK-47 and 4-Bullets make we take do night things”.
How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka(AK-47) and 4-Energy drinks (Bullets).
To make matters worse, your friend’s name is ROBERT but you saved it as ROB-1.
What will you do to convince a Nigerian Policeman? 😂 😂.
This na new month joke oooooooo
My mum finally joined WhatsApp LAST LAST, and this afternoon she started complaining to me. 9Ja Jokes
She said, “chai this WhatsApp registration dey chop money o.”
“Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked.
She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell your brother to register me on WhatsApp, na so-so money I dey spend.”
I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about.
But after a while I got a clue and then asked:
“Oh ok, Mummy na MB dey chop your money?”
She raised eye brows and said:…CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE READING
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